Funny quotes I found from the West Wing that I put in my away message for tonight:

Sam: In 1787, there was a sizable block of delegates who were initially opposed to the Bill of Rights. This is what a member of the Georgia delegation had to say by way of opposition: "If we list a set of rights, some fools in the future are going to claim that people are entitled only to those rights enumerated and no others." So the Framers knew....
Harrison: Were you just calling me a fool, Mr. Seaborn?
Sam: I wasn't calling you a fool, sir. The brand new state of Georgia was.


Sam: Leo, did you know there's a town in Alabama that wants to....
Leo: Yes.
Sam: And what do you think?
Leo: Coveting thy neighbor's wife is gonna cause some problems.
Sam: That's what I said. Plus, if I were arrested for coveting my neighbor's wife, when asked about it, I'd probably bear false witness.